...I had enough time and talent to write a book...

...I would write a biography on my room mate. In it I would write about his escapades including his excellent pant dropping skills, hit and run tactics, proper mobile phone usage and general drunk antics. Furthermore I would elaborate on several of his theories including, but not limited to, the world famous JST (1 year old today), the downsides of owning your own tower and aquarium culture. It would be an instant best seller and would make people around the world despair at having a boring life in comparison. But laughter would still prevail.