...the second half of this story were true...

...I would really be happy today. So anyway, we have this corporate scheme at work where we can get a fairly decent mobile phone account for cheap. My workmate was getting it so I just jumped on the bandwagon to spice my life up a bit. The sales representative turns up at work so we could sign our papers. She was extremely hot. I mustered up all of my courage and and after the meeting I asked her out on a date. She said: "Fuck dates!", and we proceeded to make lots of seks in the bathroom.